welcome to patty kadel illustration & cartoons the place for greeting cards • pet portraits
funny people • quirky dogs • random amusing wildlife • and the best door sign ever

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All contents herein are the copyrighted material of Patricia Kadel. Any unauthorized usage is strictly prohibited and illegal (and your mother would be appalled). If you would like to commission Patty for cartooning services or use artwork from this site, please email your request to phkadel@gmail.com